Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of
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| FUN STUFF |
| SNIPER KITTEN |
WALKING THE DOG A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney Along the way. The flight attendant explained that There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board In 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was Blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and Could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her Throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would Like to stretch his legs.' Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill When they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane With a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story... Have a great day and remember.... ..THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR . A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!! |
| The Mule - Check this out. Hughie & Teddy Hughie and Teddy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Hughie and Teddy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Teddy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Hughie & Teddy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back." |
| THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A GEORGIA GIRL Three married women friends from different parts of the country . The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Georgia. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees. |
| Amos trying to sleep in Molly & Bailey's (the Yorkies) bed |
